

Durty Nelly's. Charlottesville, Virginia
I can't say I've ever spent that much on a can of beer before, and I hope I never spend that much for one ever again! Perhaps Virginia slaps a 50% sales tax on cans of Guinness? I doubt it, but we'll blame it on the local government rather than the bar manager today (it's totally the bar manager's fault).
The Drunken Mallard
3 days ago5 min read


Macado's Pub. Lexington, Virginia
This article's going to start off strong. These first two paragraphs aren't for the feeble, so buckle up, and I hope to see you at the end!
The Drunken Mallard
Apr 96 min read


Four Green Fields. Tampa Bay, Florida
If you're ever in the Tampa Airport, then I demand you to visit Fran. For your sake, because my life is so much better having shared an hour with this absolute gem of a woman, and I want you to experience it, too.
The Drunken Mallard
Apr 26 min read


McCracken's Irish Pub. Leesburg, Florida
Nothing beats a neighborhood Pub where you know who'll be there on what day and at what time talking about roughly the same thing each visit. Without that, then you're just a public bench without any tradition, character, or allure.
The Drunken Mallard
Mar 264 min read


Shamrock Lounge & Package. Leesburg, Florida.
There's a printed sign on the wall that says, "No fighting, if you do, you're barred for 30 days, no exceptions." I think it's hilarious. Most Pubs will ban you for life if you pick a fight. Here at the Shammy Lounge? Eh, just disappear for 30 days, let those raccoon eyes recover, and bring a case of beer for the fridge next time you come in and we'll call it even.
The Drunken Mallard
Mar 194 min read








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