Become a CRAIC ADDICT!

Pre-Order Hard Cover
22$

Why pre-order my book? Well, it'll help me out a lot. More importantly: You'll be the first one to read it!
- One book delivered to your door in a timely fashion.
- Pleasant knowledge of Irish Pubs in America.
- Inside details about working as the Cincinnati Reds mascot.
Golden Craic Addict
0$

Let us remind you whenever we stumble into a new pub! It typically happens once a week.
Free Plan
- Unlimited access to everything The Drunken Mallard offers
- We'll let you know whenever we step into a new Pub!
- Find the CRAIC at a Pub near you!
Platinum Craic Addict
8$
Every month
Golden Craic Addict access as well as the satisfaction of providing a round of Guinness each month! You can also dedicate a future Pub rating to anyone you'd like.
- Access to everything The Drunken Mallard has to offer
- Dedicate a future Pub rating to someone of your choosing
- Satisfaction of knowing that you're supporting The Mallard

"Becoming a Craic Addict has completely changed my life. I'm meeting more women, my iron deficiency has vanished from all of the Guinness, and my family started talking to me again. I can't thank The Drunken Mallard enough! Cheers!"

Dylan Workley. Charlotte, NC

Become a CRAIC ADDICT!

Pre-Order Hard Cover

Golden Craic Addict

Platinum Craic Addict