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Stepping Foot Inside Every Irish Pub in America

Step into perhaps the most insane world you've ever heard by reading Stepping Foot Inside Every Irish Pub in America. This story will hit home if you're someone who is either:

Going through a rough time.
Someone who loves a good Irish Pub.
Looking to escape for a second during lunch, looking for a laugh and something to feel good about.
Met Clint and spoken to him for a few minutes.
Someone who doesn't normally read books, but tells people they like to read books.

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"I am by no means out here with the intention to make anyone look bad. People who run Irish Pubs are some of the hardest working people in America. With that being said, that doesn't mean I'm not going to hold you to the same standard as everyone else. If you label yourself as an Irish Pub, you are placing yourself in the same category as The Dead Rabbit and The Erin Rose whether you like it or not.

If you are doing a terrible job, I will notably call you out on it. For one, maybe it'll help you realize something your staff is too scared to address. For seconds, I don't want my fellow Craic Addicts to waste their time and money on something that's not worthy."

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Well, where ya gonna go?

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"I can't say I've been to many Irish Pubs that sell sloppy joes, ravioli, egg rolls, and teriyaki chicken. I think my mom would backhand me to the face if she ever saw me spending $12 on someone else's sloppy joe sandwich."

Become a Craic Addict

I'm going places you can only dream of, Phil, and you have all the money in the world

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"All of those thoughts you have on your car ride home from work, where you feel like you have the world’s weight on your shoulders, take all that stress and allow the game of darts to relieve you of all of it, one dart at a time. Right. Into. That fucking. Triple 20."

Become a Craic Addict

The place smelled like one big fart wrapped in cabbage

"This guy was hammered. I had half of a Reuben sandwich in a take-out box that I had no intention of finishing. So, I placed the Reuben near his feet while he was nodding off to see if he would pick it up and eat it. Guess what? He fucking ate it. It was awesome."

Become a Craic Addict

the college crowd will ruin it if you pick the wrong time to quaff a quick one.

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"They try to cater to everyone, and as I always say, “When you try to cater to everyone, you end up pleasing nobody.” Look at K-Mart, not one person in the history of mankind ever walked out of that store unhappy, but look at them now; they cease to exist. I miss that place."

Become a Craic Addict

Stepping Foot Inside Every Irish Pub in America

$25

+$3.81 Shipping

PLEASE enter your address on the checkout screen! Thanks!

Excerpts

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Q

Those who are handicapped may also read this book.

"The best written book since the bible." -probably something my mom said but just didn't tell anybody