If I, Clint, am not standing right in front of you while you pay for this, then don't go any further. You will not receive anything if you purchase this on your own.
 
If you buy this without me giving you a book in person, right away, then you will only be supporting The Drunken Mallard with the proceeds. As much as I'd love for you to do that, I don't want that to happen in this fashion! Go to the "Buy a Round" page on my site for those regards =)